Tumblr (3.0; @thebosstoldmetochangethesign)http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/<p><img alt="image" height="601" src="http://mlkshk.com/r/Q5X6" width="525"/></p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/48126333299http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/48126333299Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:14:00 -0400advicegood adviceweallscreamsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5286cb116a1e6b655852a9fe067ba4f3/tumblr_mj074cNgNH1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To err is human. Jerry is human. Get off Jerry’s back, he’ll fix the sign and stick something on that second, blank, auxiliary sign as soon as he can. What are you, perfect? </p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/44321794920http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/44321794920Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:43:24 -0500To errTis humanIf you cut Jerry does he not bleed?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8b816e8e58fa5471eecbd8f20a61659/tumblr_mgomcqYLsU1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A Notary Monster at the petroleum-branded deli. The script writes itself. (photo courtesy of Evan Finch)</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/40616572761http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/40616572761Tue, 15 Jan 2013 14:34:00 -0500TMIHungryNotaryMonsterEBT Fresh FruitsWay way TMI<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1576ca61eec4a6e5f328b982c05bd5ae/tumblr_mfba6fDpWb1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Look, let’s cut the crap. Is it not obvious to you people what we want you to do?” </p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/38359936112http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/38359936112Wed, 19 Dec 2012 23:08:00 -0500clearconcisestraightforwardwhy complicate the message?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8k62oCkIb1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Okay, first, my tastebuds are not what needs quenching. Secondly, this demonstrates why the person who argued against the permanent “Today’s Flavor” heading probably should have won. </p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/29146794973http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/29146794973Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:23:00 -0400quenchquencherquenchyquenchiestisthatreallytoday'sflavor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e1qzlFKj1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not sure if the author/punctuator needed more caffeine or less.</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/23493701195http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/23493701195Mon, 21 May 2012 15:49:00 -0400No the comma doesn't go thereBut I'd probably put a period there.And there.Also I'm pretty sure that's not a word.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40s3kKicH1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As long as it’s no one I know. (via <span class="js-username">@keewood)</span></p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/23041221985http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/23041221985Mon, 14 May 2012 11:52:00 -0400sweeneytoddsoylentgreenmmmmmmfoundafinger<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m171536qq21rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not in front of the children, please.</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/19631255607http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/19631255607Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:12:00 -0400not what it sounds like?somewhat scarywhat is it?mark the date<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mlbnhaWA1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So don’t be surprised.</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/19004879766http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/19004879766Fri, 09 Mar 2012 11:18:58 -0500the apocalypse?a new way of thinking about tacos?what is it?should we worry?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g0ojFDEI1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s gued mued fued.</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18828641309http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18828641309Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:07:00 -0500close1/3 letter grade off for spellingnice tryspellcheckarbys<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ycqWmti1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I do like it when a smart aleck gets control of the box of letters, even if it’s only long enough to take a photo and post it on FailBlog.</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18540317002http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18540317002Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:38:00 -0500awwwsmart aleckfailblog reblog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00okgtfsI1rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You have to be really familiar with McDonald’s products and swift at decoding improvised abbreviations and letter/number substitutions to get excited about these deals at anything more than 3 or 4 miles per hour.</p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18335580557http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18335580557Sun, 26 Feb 2012 15:56:05 -0500deals!wha?what?gibberishtoo muchsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzttawhX791rqoykro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One of the best reader board messages ever.  </p>http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18110259835http://thebosstoldmetochangethesign.tumblr.com/post/18110259835Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:20:00 -0500not as exciting as you thinkwhat?keep on drivingmaybe I don't understand...